Conrad Zimmerman
 is one of the three dismal jesters of The Dismal Jesters

Not only does Conrad have the world's best moustache, he also have a smooth voice and a amazingly dark sense of humor that goes beyond even that of Jim Sterling. He's possibly a seriously dangerous psychopath, but Jonathan Holmes has yet to diagonize him as such, so it's probably just fine.

Conrad also works as an editor for Destructoid and has a bunch of video content on his own YouTube channel.

Role on The Dismal JestersEdit

On The Dismal JestersConrad has the wonderful skill of riding off of ideas started by Jim and steering them right into darker and more evil depths than they were heading before. He often takes part in toying around with Jonathan and has an amazing talent for making the insane suggestions going on appear perfectly sound and reasonable.