Lt saucy
One of the many part-time jobs that Jonathan Holmes have been offered throughout his life. Lt. Saucy Portions (also known as Lt. Sauce Portion) was a effort to teach kids about the importance of eating food that's not dry. The job was offered onto Jonathan during Episode 1 of the podcast.

The JobEdit

Lt. Saucy Portions and the Saucy Boys (played by Jim and Conrad) bust into a local school in Boston . The Saucy Boys start off by hyping up the kids telling them that a special guest is arriving and they think they know who it might be.

Real American is blasted, probably through a boombox that Jim is carrying with him, and the Saucy Boys lead up with some Hulkamania-themed teasing before the reveal the glory of Lt. Saucy Portions