Preposterous Whitey


Preposterous Whitey is the guy who runs The Dismal Jesters Twitter account  and the official Google+ fanpage. As his name implies, he is preposterously white, to the point where he is literally translucent. He almost always wears plaid.

Whitey has a pet starfish named Mr. Twinkles who he keeps in a fishtank in the backseat of his car, a 1996 Dodge Intrepid. His dream is to punch cattle wranglers in the head.

When not valiantly assisting the lovely boys of The Dismal Jesters, he can be found on the Destructoid Community Blogs under the name DoctorHair. He also has a stupid fucking Let's Play Channel: Preposterous Whitey the Mystical Slacker.