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LtSaucyPortions

aka Saucy Portions

  • My occupation is Saucy Stalker
  • LtSaucyPortions

    My fascination with stalking celebrities goes back to when I was just a child. Some actor shoved a camera out of his face and used an angry slur and said something about the paparazzi's mom, and I thought this was brilliant. You have this star, glorified beyond all belief to the point where he's like a giant; then he looks down at one of the insistent ants around his feet and screams You little prick!. That just amazed me, that a guy with a camera who nobody even remembers the name of could get this famous person to cuss at him like they were on the same level. That was a turning point for me, when I decided that I wanted to be a gnat buzzing around celebrities and making them say really stupid things.

    My other fascination is with, of course…

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