Willem Dafoe is the famous hollywood actor whose career is of great interest to Jim Sterling and friends. On Podtoid, the gang would often think of ideas for potential movies that Dafoe could star in. He has been called the Patron saint of Destructoid, although whether or not his sainthood carries over to The Dismal Jesters is up for debate.
- Bleached Butthole's Day Out
- The Sprinkler Man
- Anytime-Abortion Alfonzo Sparkle Fap
- Game of Dafrones
- "HEY KIDS, WANNA DIE!?"
- "Anytime-abortions; that's how I roll."
- "[Laughter] I love it, I love it, I love it. Do that hoo-boo joo-boo yoo-doo."